Recipe for disaster [?]

Ingredients:
1 Qfy
1 Spa
1 pair of hair cutting scissors (fabric scissors can be substituted)
Rubber bands (these come in packs of many)
1 towel
1 chair
1 measuring tape
1 comb
1 mirror (optional)

Preparation time:10 mins
Execution time:approx 10 mins (or less! surprisingly fast!)

Well, mon petit chou, you (unless you are me or Spa) missed out on some serious fun today. I don’t know if you were busy, couldn’t be bothered coming, or I just didn’t invite you. Anyway. Now YOU can reproduce this amazing bonding experience in the comfort of your own home.

Step 1:
Look happy. Mock people who pose with V-hands.


Step 2:
Tie hair in sections according to length.


Step 3:
Snip snip!


Step 4:
Freak out. Lament. Wail loudly.


Step 5:
Remark how hair looks and feels like a small dead animal.


Repeat until end.

(still friends!)

(the back!)

See the full set here, if you really want.