You know you're in Malaysia when...

1. You see two cats eating a dead snake at the side of the road.
2. Nobody wears seatbelts.
3. When stray cats sit under your table at the restaurant... you feed them.
4. A whole day's worth of food, including drinks and snacks, costs about $5. Love the exchange rate.
5. Every second shop is a shoe shop.
6. All the meals are Laura-sized.
7. People get time off work/school for Chinese New Year.
8. You can live in a golf course, and people don't think that's weird.
9. Piracy is the norm.
10. No one buys anything at full price. Wait two weeks for a sale, or bargain, dudette.

I am insanely happy! Last night I got a suitcase worth of clothes from my aunt, who warned me not to pack a lot. So because my suitcase was half empty, we put a 20 kg box of kilos in it. And because it was my suitcase, I had to carry it :/ Bitter, me? Naturally.

I have photos to upload, but I left the camera at my other uncle's house (the golf course one).

This computer is weird, and everything on the Blogger site is showing up as a series of unintelligible squares. I hope the blue square means "publish now."

Edit: I don't think it did.